Once upon a time there was a talking banana. This banana didn't have many friends because the other bananas didn't TALK LIKE HIM. So, he was often very bored.  
One day he set out on a quest to find a best friend. But the quest was very dangerous. He had to go past three challenges – the trash can of DOOM which he nimbly avoided, the pan-frying deserts of COOKING in which he almost melted, but worst of all THE CHOPPING KNIVES OF DESTRUCTION in which he got CUT. He used some cucumber skin to stop the bleeding. 
Then he found a TALKING BANANA FRRROZEN in the cold metal box TUNDRA. He rescued the banana, went home, and became BFFs. 
The END.