Introduction 
This is a story, anything here that sounds crazy is either a plot twist or made up. Also the author and Tommy's printing are different. Tommy will start narrating... NOW! Also Tommy is 2 years old.

Chapter 1

 Hi I'm Tommy and every day at 5:00 my mom,dad, and sister go somewhere {except what they call "weekends"}. My sister used to go to this garden called KinderGarden and bring bananas 🍌 home every day. My dad  goes to a place called "Apple"🍎, He has an apple cup to drink apple cider in, an apple phone to look at all the apples in the world etc... whatever that means. Mum always goes to target, I guess she is good at archery 🏹 or something. Anyway, one day I was bored and was watching Tv 📺 when I heard a weird sound coming from a book 📕, I opened it and... A MONSTER CAME OUT! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I yelled and ran away. In my hiding spot I spotted a pencil ✏️ , grabbed it and stabbed the monster with it. Nothing happened only a funny 😆 looking 👀 beard was on its face. I screamed and shut the book. Then the monster was gone. 
 
Chapter 2 
 
 So anyway as soon 🔜 as I closed the book 📕 the monster was gone and I breathed a sigh of "relief" 😮‍💨 and I sat down on the couch 🛋️ to take a break when suddenly... the earth 🌎 started dancing 💃 🕺! Then the fridge door 🚪 open and all the food 🥘 🍱 came spilling out. The bananas 🍌 and chickens 🐓 did the "Chicken Banana" the apples 🍎 started peeling and some leftover macaroni did the "macarena". After a few minutes the ground stopped ✋ 🛑 moving, and I began s...s...surveying the area. After looking around the area I formed a th...th...theory that... WORLD WAR 3 HAS BEGUN! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"! I ran as fast 💨 as my little feet🦶could carry me. Under my bed 🛏️ I waited for the end of the world to come. After what seemed like a million years {but only like two minutes but who's keeping count?} I walked out. 
 
Chapter 3 
 
After I walked out of my room I began to think what will I do?  Suddenly I got an idea... So my idea 💡  was to raid my sisters room.It was an amazing  🤩 idea but it was also very hard. My sister liked to put pictures of her boyfriend or a BF on her room's walls {🤮 gag me now}. Anyway I got an idea to do so. I used my toys 🧸 and made them raid my sisters room. At first the head of the army, {not the real army} who was named Sir Butt Cheeks That Is Actually Ken From Barbie . At first they all disagreed 👎, they said " it's far too dangerous‼️⚠️. "The room is filled with General Barbie and her minions." However, I said " Don't be such a scaredy-cat. General Barbie can be taken care of....😈😈😈  
 
Chapter 4 
 
So anyway as I was saying... My plan to get rid of General Barbie is to sneak up on her, tie her up and lock her up in a closet {doll size} . Then the head of the army will tell General Barbie's minions that General Barbie is on a trip to Hawaii and will be back in approximately this many years : 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 {or 1 week in real life}. Then I said the night after Sir B.C.T.I.A.K.F.B moves in we will...  
"ATTACK!!!"  
I yelled a biiiiiiiit too loudly . "Hey be quiet will you" yelled my neighbor who was trying to relax, "Oops" I whispered. Then the plan was GO!  
 
Chapter 5 
 
So anyway after strategizing our plan, I went back to watching TV 📺 for a little while. I picked A Minecraft Movie 🎥 witch I already watched a million times but I watch 👀 it a lot because its funny 😆 . Alrite here we go! 
Steve: As a child 🧒 I yearned for the mines, but there was one problem................................................................ I mined and mined and then I found this thingy and this thingy and when I put the two things together................... People:"Who are you?"  
Steve:"I...am Steve!"............"L-L-L-Lava Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicken Steves lava chicken yah as tasty 😋 as hell. Ooh mama sweetsen now you're ringing the bell. Crispy and juicy now you're having a stack. O0h super spicy it's a lava 🔥 attack! yeah yeah yeah whoooo!"................ "Chicken Jockey!".......The end . Ahhhhhh I love that movie sooooooooooooo much. Anyway back to the plan😈😈😈......  
 
Chapter 6 
 
So I was supposed to go back to the plan, but my sister, mom 👩 and dad 👨 came back and we had to eat dinner 🥘 and then after that we had to watch TV 📺 and then after that I had to go to sleep. Oh by the way, I did brush my teeth. I did not not brush my teeth 🪥. I forgot to tell you, I don't like 👎 eating 🍽️ cheese 🧀 that much because it makes me have weird dreams💭. The weird 😴 I had today was let's see 🤔. I keep forgetting what it was. Oh yeah I remember it was me floating 🛟 around in space. It was just really really weird and then I saw a monster with a really big mouth coming at me. I think it's what people call a  sh-sh-shark? I don't know 🤷‍♂️ . Yaaaaaawn 🥱 . That was a good night's sleep I think? So anyway.... I just woke up and let's check the time ⏰. Okay it's only 5:00 soooooooo I guess I'll just play on my Nintendo Switch for now...  
 
Chapter 7 
 
So anyway we are actually back to the plan. So now Sir B.C.T.A.I.K.F.B snuck 👟 up ⬆️ on to General Barbie and tied her up 📿 than he brang her to me and I gave her full torture 😈 mode by makeing her listen to "Steve's Lava 🔥 Chiken". Then I put her with a 🧨 thing {not real} and lit 🔥 it. Now Sir B.C.T.I.A.K.F.B told the minions that General Barbie is on a vacation 🏖️ and will not be here for 1 week Than it was time to attack in about 20 hours... Now General Barbies minions are asleep 😴 and Sir 👮‍♂️ B.C.T.I.A.K.F.B will set off the signal in  
...3...2...1! 
Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon 🔜 my Mario thingamajigs, my Koopatroopas, and my Cameramen 📷 and my Titan TV 📺 men were swarming the...SCOFF "beautiful" barbie castle 🏰 . Then we tied 📿 up all of General Barbies Minions and left them over the {not real} pit of lava 🔥. After that we swarmed my sister's room and I ripped down ⬇️ all of her pictures of her boyfriend and threw them in the trash 🗑️ . Then I found her phone 📱 and entered the password {I do know her password} I downloaded 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Games and soon 🔜 there was no space for any more apps. That was fun  I said and then we went back to my room.  
 
Chapter 8 
 
So today I watched a movie called Zombies 🧟‍♂️. In the movie 🎥 there was a funny 😆 part were. A girl 👧 tried to say "Welcome to the Cafiteria" in zombie but instead she said 🎙️ "I Thank you for putting peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 on my umbella ☂️" 🤣 That was so so so so funny 😂. So anyway guess what? I got a....... Nintendo Switch 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright 👍 so right now I am playing Mario Kart world 🌍.  Oh wait, 🛑 I forgot something. So remember I told you we raided my sister's room? Good. I had to leave General Barbie and her minions back before she came. However I can do it again! 
 
Epuloug 
 
Ok so now there is a thing called "THE END" that I will be doing soon so I guess I might as well say Byeeeeee! 
The End 
Hey! Mr. Narrator, what do you think you're talking about? The story's  not over yet! I think? Maybe? IDK? Oh wait, maybe not. Okay so any way now it is  
The End* 
*notice the last two words, "The End" are Timmy's and the narrator's printing together. We meant to do that. So bye for real👋! 
The end